[He's the best in the business.]

I'm the best in the business. The force...needs me. I've busted heads, kicked ass and taken names. Too many names, apparently. Now I hear I'm getting a partner.[Nathan thinks to himself as he approaches his Captain's office. Apparently some up and coming, reckless, and insane member from another police force was ( Read more... )

[Just when you thought the outdoors were safe, just when you were beginning to enjoy your comfortable life here at the League, Deadpool arrives on the scene. Well, actually he doesn't so much arrive as "come back" and "run all over the place." No matter where you are, you will probably see a blur of red and black pass you, looking like a man on a ( Read more... )

[Just when you thought Wilson couldn't get any nuttier, he actually doesn't. In fact, riding his trusty scooter around is not nutty at all. There will be no laughs, lols, lawlz, or chuckles to be had. Well, unless you think a man 200+ pounds of muscle, wearing a red and black leotard looks hilarious on an equally red scooter. Then by all means, ( Read more... )

[So, brofisters may notice Deadpool chilling out with someone in the bar area. It looks like a hooded woman figure, and anyone who gets close enough might notice that this nice lady's face is actually a skull. Her hands are bones. She is obviously a skeleton, but somehow has boobs ( Read more... )

[There has been a horrible atrocity committed in the land of Brofist today. Deadpool has found the stage in the lounge with the microphone stand. Yes, Deadpool is on a stage with a microphone.

And he's belting out Bon Jovi's "You Give Love A Bad Name," while no music is present. It's terrible singing, too. Enjoy that!]

[If you are one of the lucky students to be caught in Mr. Wilson's Spanish class, then God help you.]

HOLA ESTUDIANTES! Hoy vamos a aprender sobre la cocina mexicana multa! Wenn Sie mich fragen, was ich gerade gesagt, ich werde die Punkte weg. Oh aspettate, questa classe è lo spagnolo, non è vero? Whoops!